1 APRIL 2026
28 MARCH 2026
Trump Scribbles Own Face On Newly Printed Dollar Bills With Sharpie
26 MARCH 2026
Unexpected Leak Of Windows 27 Reveals OS Still Shit But In Own Unique Way
25 MARCH 2026
Sam Altman Asks Sora To Generate Alternate Reality Where OpenAI Profitable
24 MARCH 2026
Trump Reaches Imaginary Iran Deal Following Negotiations With Himself In Shower
23 MARCH 2026
DOJ Releases Unredacted Epstein Files To Distract From Iran War
22 MARCH 2026
Wasted Onion CEO: ‘Our New Website Contains Every Virus And Tracker Known To Man’
9 MARCH 2026
Democrats Support Bill To Rename Highway After Charlie Kirk Because It Kinda Funny
6 MARCH 2026
MAGA To Change Name To ‘Kool Kidz Klub’
5 MARCH 2026