Angry Birds Enter Rehab For Crippling Gambling Addictions
BIRD VILLAGE, BIRD ISLAND—Recognising that their high-velocity projectile careers and families were hanging by a thread, several of the most recognisable Angry Birds checked into a rehabilitation clinic Wednesday to treat their debilitating gambling...
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