Man Dies After Refusing Heart Transplant, Demanding ‘Cisplant’ Instead

ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA—Leaving his family mourning as he was laid to rest Wednesday, local man Logan Hansen died at the age of 53 from heart failure after refusing a heart transplant while demanding to have a "cisplant" instead. "There is...

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Starmer Fires Entire Government Over Mandelson Vetting Scandal

LONDON—Under mounting pressure to step down due to accusations he misled the House of Commons over how former British Ambassador to the United States Peter Mandelson, who had ties with child sex offender Jeffery Epstein, was improperly vetted for the role, British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer...