The Wasted Onion

Trump Orders Government To Stop Usage Of Claude After Anthropic Refuses To Allow Pentagon Usage For Erotic Roleplay

Trump Orders Government To Stop Usage Of Claude After Anthropic Refuses To Allow Pentagon Usage For Erotic Roleplay

Pentagon Codenames Joint Strikes With Israel On Iran As ‘Operation Distract From Epstein’

Pentagon Codenames Joint Strikes With Israel On Iran As ‘Operation Distract From Epstein’

I Named My New Music Streaming Service ‘Tsunami’ Because It’s Going To Be A Disaster

25 FEBRUARY 2026

I Named My New Music Streaming Service ‘Tsunami’ Because It’s Going To Be A Disaster

Phil Spencer Steps Down, Copilot Announced As New Head Of Xbox

22 FEBRUARY 2026

Phil Spencer Steps Down, Copilot Announced As New Head Of Xbox

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested, Has Penis Cut Off

19 FEBRUARY 2026

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested, Has Penis Cut Off

ICE Mistakenly Deports JD Vance To El Salvador

17 FEBRUARY 2026

ICE Mistakenly Deports JD Vance To El Salvador

Starmer Threatens To Kill Larry The Cat In Effort To Convince MPs He Still Fit To Be Prime Minister

15 FEBRUARY 2026

Starmer Threatens To Kill Larry The Cat In Effort To Convince MPs He Still Fit To Be Prime Minister

Emails Reveal Jeffery Epstein Did 9/11

13 FEBRUARY 2026

Emails Reveal Jeffery Epstein Did 9/11

Epstein Commits Suicide Again

12 FEBRUARY 2026

Epstein Commits Suicide Again

‘You Guys Are On Your Fucking Own’ Comments President Kiwi As He Announces Long Vacation

11 FEBRUARY 2026

‘You Guys Are On Your Fucking Own’ Comments President Kiwi As He Announces Long Vacation

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