WASHINGTON—Changing the foundation on which elections are held across the nation just in time for the primaries, Congress passed a bill Tuesday that will move the entire U.S. voting system to a Google Form. "This newly passed bill will ensure that American's have peace of mind when they cast their vote. For too long have the crooked Democrats rigged the system in their favour, such as how they stole the 2020 election. By putting the entirety of our nations election infrastructure onto Google Forms, we will make voting easier, more accessible, and far easier to rig in our favour," said House Speaker Mike Johnson. "I think its exactly what the American public have demanded. They saw how the Demoncrats [sic] have stolen elections by letting illegal aliens and mermaids vote and said enough is enough. I can assure you that having voters choose their officials via a Google Form will ensure elections are fair, free, and easily surveiled so we can ensure everyone votes Trump in for a third term," said Vice President JD Vance in the Senate, celebrating the bill passing by French kissing the nearest couch. The passing of the bill started a scramble at election boards across the country, with every state competing against each other on who could make the coolest looking Google Form. At press time, the White House was reportedly considering moving every website of the U.S. government onto Google Sites.