LEEDS, ENGLAND—Pleasantly surprised while marking homework she set her class last week, science teacher Rosalie Watts was impressed to discover that one of her Year 10 students, Lewis Carter, had cheated on the assignment without the help of artificial intelligence. "It was a wonderful change of pace," said Ms. Watts as she shed a solitary tear. "All of my students now just go to ChatGPT to ask it to explain Newton's laws of motion and copy the reply. But to think that Lewis went home, went online, and copied Wikipedia word-for-word shows a level of effort most of my other students lack." For his part, the 14-year-old Carter was unbothered by his teacher's praise, claiming that it only took him around five minutes to copy and paste the "Newton's laws of motion" Wikipedia article in its entirety, including the "See also," "Notes," "References," and "Further reading" sections. "Not sure why Ms. Watts is that impressed. I literally don't care. She even said during parents' evening yesterday how impressed she was by how I ripped off some Wikipedia page I didn't read," said Mr. Carter while doomscrolling TikTok. At press time, AI companies such as OpenAI and Anthropic were desperately attempting to get Mr. Carter to use their chatbots with the usage of online adverts, showing how he could cheat on his English homework much more effectively.