MENLO PARK, CA—Emphasising how "at risk" of discrimination he felt this minority of the U.S. population is, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced Monday his plans to build 7,500 shelters for lizard people across the United States. "Lizard people are one of the most discriminated against groups in America. They have to shapeshift into the forms of human beings and suppress their natural instincts to eat the hearts of kittens and capybaras to avoid hatred. I can no longer look away at this grave injustice and remain silent. That is why today I am announcing my plan to build 7,500 shelters across America, where the reptilians amongst us can have a safe space to scheme new ways to cease control of our society in the shadows," said Zuckerberg, with a reptilian-esque tongue quickly slipping out and back into his mouth. "You feeble and pathetic humans think that you can keep us oppressed, but you are wrong. We came to Earth from the Godzilla galaxy to assume ultimate power and consume your flesh. May the reptiles prevail!" said Deathodile Daggertooth, CEO of the Reptilians For Worldwide Domination Foundation. Later as he was being asked by reporters from lesser news organisations about Mr. Daggertooth's statement, Zuckerberg began to sweat, with his skin gaining an unnaturally scaly green hue while his eyelids blinked horizontally. The reptilian community was largely supportive of the Facebook creators plan, with the prospect of having 7,500 new shelters across the U.S. to hide in being welcomed, reportedly due to how cramped Area 51 has become after allowing catgirls to stay inside the government facility.