FINSBURY PARK, LONDON—In the midst of bitter infighting that has resulted in the political party's entire Scottish Executive Committee quitting en masse, Your Party, the left-wing socialist party founded by British MP's Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana, has split into 55,000 separate competing parties, one per each Your Party member. "After careful consideration, I have decided that continued Your Party membership is not what I believe will help build a socialist, anti-imperialist, anti-Zionist party that is democratic, member-led, and focused on delivering real material change for our communities. That is why I am ending my membership with Your Party and forming my own party to better advance these goals," read 55,000 identical statements made by every single Your Party member. "We know it's been a bumpy road, but we're sure that things will turn out well in the end," said members of Your Party who spoke with The Wasted Onion at its Whitehall puppy mill, adding that "we're sure that having 55,000 different party's will be the best move, since that means we don't need to bicker with anyone else other than the voices in our heads." Some of the thousands of party's to be formed by former members included names such as "My Party," "Our Party," "Their Party," "Her Party," "His Party," "Xir Party," "Zir Party," "The Party" and "Best Party." At press time, you, the reader, had created your own competing party using the original "Your Party" name, with you polling at 0.1% in local elections being held in England, Scotland, and Wales.