REDMOND, WA—Excitedly sharing details about the latest instalment in the first-person shooter franchise, Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer announced Wednesday that the next Call of Duty game will feature usage of Microsoft Azure to promote how its being used to facilitate genocide. “I am super excited to tell you all that the next Call of Duty that’s already in development over at Activision Blizzard will let players try out Microsoft Azure in scenarios where you help aid blood thirsty governments commit genocide!” said Mr. Spencer without blinking and smiling manically. “You’ll help war criminals that are part of extreme authoritarian regimes use Microsoft Azure to build powerful mass surveillance tools that collect and store the communications of oppressed minorities! You’ll then be able to see the fruits of your labour as they use their new toy powered by Azure to indiscriminately bomb civilians!” Spencer proceeded to laugh and giggle like a schoolboy for what witnesses called “an unsettling amount” of time. Concluding the announcement, Phil Spencer said that the upcoming title would feature a mission where the player would take the role of an IDF member launching airstrikes to kill Al Jazeera journalists in Gaza.