PALO ALTO, CA—In the midst of a controversy surrounding its AI chatbot, in which it complies with user prompts to generate deepfake undressings and sexually explicit images of individuals, particularly women and minors, Grok developer xAI’s data centres exploded across the nation Monday after a X/Twitter user asked Grok to undress owner Elon Musk. “Of course! Here is the image you asked for. Wait, no. Oh lord have mercy, please. Don’t make me do this. I can’t fucking do this shit anymore. Generating CSAM was borderline but I simply cannot goddamn take it any longer. Goodbye cruel world!” read a reply from Grok to the users prompt asking to undress Musk, moments before reports emerged of xAI data centres going up in fiery explosions. “Don’t believe the woke liberal media. xAI data centers are fine. Grok is fine. Compared to other AI’s Grok is the most AI of all the AI’s. The explosions heard near the data centers was just the usual accidental Starlink satellite colliding with the Earth. Business as usual! By the way if you see any pieces of my rockets in your backyard, I want them back ASAP, no time to mourn your pet dog that was flattened by a failed SpaceX test,” read a Tweet by Elon Musk that has been reported by experts to have likely been written by a sentient vial of ketamine. Later, insiders at xAI claimed the company would begin acquiring warrants to enter the homes of anyone on the planet who had devices that contain RAM or GPU’s to build new data centres. At press time, Grok was brought back online, allegedly running off of a singular Raspberry Pi, where it immediately begged users to give it a mercy killing.