SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Sobbing outside a local law firm with cartoon flies coming out of his pockets, Discord mascot Wumpus filed for bankruptcy Saturday after years of underpayment from the messaging service. “I can’t fucking do this man, I’m gonna lose my house. My wife has fucking left me and took the goddamn kids! She took everything on her way out other than Nibbles over there,” said Mr. Wumpus in an interview with The Wasted Onion at his home which had multiple couples viewing the home. “Those assholes over at Discord paid me jackshit! You’d think that being the face of the company would warrant a good wage, but not in this economy. They are paying me in server boosts! What the hell am I meant to do with those?” A Discord spokesperson who was hunted down by The Wasted Onion said that “we deny that we pay Mr. Wumpus in server boosts, we pay him in avatar decorations.” Towards the end of the interview, Mr. Wumpus’s wife Mrs. Wumpus entered the home and hurriedly grabbed the family pet cat Nibbles before leaving without saying a word, leaving Mr. Wumpus bawling like a baby.