LONDON, ENGLAND—Raising his voice to get the attention of nearby staffers, Reform UK leader Nigel Farage reportedly yelled "write that down, write that down!" after viewing footage of ICE agents in the U.S. murdering people with impunity. "My god, that is genius! Quickly, write that down, write that down! I can't forget this crucial part of my ambition to become prime minister. OK, so I need to hire a fuck-ton of unskilled racist morons to ‘enforce’ bullshit immigration laws as a pretence to kill people I don't like, got it!" said Farage to an aide while watching a news segment showing footage of ICE agents attacking innocent citizens in Minneapolis. "Now, what to call this agency that is beholden to no one but me? Well, since ICE is taken, perhaps I can use something like SPICE? Yeah, SPICE! Makes sense as well given that us Brits are horrified of anything with flavour. I for one would die if I ate a chicken korma," overshared Farage to the aide who just wanted to go home and cry themselves to sleep. According to further insider information, Farage said that if he was PM right now, he would offer any U.S. ICE agents put on leave following the death of Alex Pretti a job with SPICE so they can keep their kill counts up. At press time, British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer said he would create his own UK version of ICE before Farage could, with plans to do the exact same thing as Farage but with agents wearing rainbow pride masks instead.