REDMOND, WA—In a massive data breach of the tech company's private servers Friday, a leak seems to show that a new version of the giants desktop OS Windows, named Windows 12 internally, is a full-screen React Native web OS. "It appears that this upcoming version of Windows is a massive shift away from C and C++ in favour of React Native, meaning the OS is more like a web app than what we would call a native operating system. I guess it makes sense, why make cool stuff when you can just be Facebook?" said technology journalist and massive loser Redd Itt. "We are actively investigating what was accessed by the third parties who breached Microsoft security measures that led to this unauthorised publishing of information. We were hoping to break the news more gently, mainly by asking Copilot how to do that given we fired everyone who would usually find an angle for us to use to make it seem like we're not fucking over the consumer," said new Microsoft spokesperson Copilot. According to anonymous sources at the company who contacted The Wasted Onion via its network of mutant sewer rats, the upcoming iteration of Windows is 99% vibe coded, with only the name being personally selected by Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella while jittery from an iced coffee. At press time, Microsoft said it had found the individual responsible for the leak, revealing that Clippy, the former virtual assistant, was now enacting his revenge.