WASHINGTON—Sharing details of a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Tuesday, the White House has backed a peace plan in which former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher would be installed as leader of Gaza. ”Today me and Bibi are putting forth a big, beautiful plan that will end the death and destruction we have seen over the last 2 or so years in Gaza, it's a fair and powerful 20 point deal. To ensure the success of this effort, my plan calls for a new international oversight body, the Board of Peace, which will be headed, at my request, by a famously dead lady known as Margaret Thatcher of the United Kingdom, who will lead New Gaza as its leader from the grave,” said Trump at a press conference with Netanyahu standing beside him while shedding a singular tear. “I support your plan to end the war in Gaza, which achieves our war aims. Hamas will be disarmed. Gaza will be demilitarised. Israel will retain security responsibility, including a security perimeter, for the foreseeable future. And lastly, Gaza will have a peaceful, civilian administration that is run by the dead bitch that is Margaret Thatcher,” said Netanyahu in praise of the president's potential peace plan. Speaking through a ouija board, Thatcher thanked Trump and Netanyahu for the opportunity to bring peace and misery to the people of Gaza that is so depressing that they will be “begging to just get bombed everyday again.” At press time, the IDF confirmed that missiles used to conduct an airstrike soon after the press conference killing 45 people in Gaza had “iron lady” inscribed on it.