MANHATTAN, NY—Soliciting jubilation across the nation Saturday, the United States has successfully qualified for the upcoming 2027 Super Bowl, which is scheduled to be played at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California. "I am pleased to confirm the United States of America has qualified for Super Bowl LXI," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, flanked by a bracket board which only featured the U.S. on it. "It has been a gruelling path for the U.S. football team. After over a year of games, where we saw the U.S. play through the group stages and play-offs, they have done it. The United States is going to Super Bowl LXI!" This marks the 61st consecutive year that the United States has qualified for the Super Bowl, defeating rivals such as America, the USA, the United States of America, and ‘Murica in the infamously gruelling qualification campaign. "A lot of people said we couldn't do it, I'd love to see their faces now," said U.S. quarterback Tom Brady in a post-match interview after the U.S. successfully defeated the U.S.-of-A to qualify for the Super Bowl. "It's always special to represent America on the American stage. Watch out world, America is coming to America!" At press time, prediction market Polymarket denied payouts for bets that guessed the U.S. was going to qualify for the Super Bowl after 100% of bets were correct.