REDMOND, WA—Leaving the tech world shocked Thursday, an unexpected leak of tech giant Microsoft's internal development code revealed an early build of a future version of its flagship Windows OS codenamed "Windows 27," with first impressions indicating that its still shit but in its own unique way. "We can confirm that there was unauthorised third-party access to internal Microsoft development code. Any builds or other software currently circulating the internet are not representative of final products, nor should consumers attempt to run any of the unauthorised builds, as they'll be sorely disappointed since we still haven't figured out how to make anything not complete shit yet," said a Microsoft spokesperson to lesser news outlet The Verge. "From my very early impression of Windows 27, which might released in 2074 if Microsoft keeps to its traditional 3-year gap between versions, it seems like the OS is complete shit, but in new, unique ways that make it special. For example, I didn't know it was possible for any version of Windows to lack a taskbar," said tech journalist Ng Vidia. Among many of the things that makes Windows 27 shit in its own, special way is the inability to use any browser other than Edge, no file explorer at all, a tool that can install only the incorrect drivers for your PC, a feature that forces the prices of games on Steam up by 55% and a self-destruct function that activates if the OS blue screens. At press time, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella reassured users by saying the tech giant was working hard to fix issues in Windows 27 before release by asking the company's AI chatbot Copilot to fix all the bugs with no supervision.