CLACTON, ENGLAND—Facing fresh scrutiny over its funding following an undercover sting by lesser news outlet Channel 4 News showing party officials plotting to avoid election laws on foreign donations, the footage revealed that Reform UK does in fact like foreigners as long as they are giving them money.

"I know we say that foreigners are destroying our country and leaching off the state, but hey, I think we can make an exception for you," said James Orr, the party's Head of Policy to an undercover reporter posing as a wealthy American, stepping down from his role following the sting, with the former senior official likely to reappear as a panellist on GB News within mere hours. "For one, you're American, we're not too bothered about white foreigners coming here. Plus, you have money. Like, a shit ton of it. If you were a single mother from war-torn Afghanistan with little to no cash to your name, then we most certainly would be calling you the scum of the Earth."

The undercover investigation, conducted by lesser investigative group Verbatim, spanned over a year, as journalists posing as a wealthy American and his UK-based son, sharing the surname "McJournoFace." The group secretly filmed Reform UK officials and party leader Nigel Farage picking their noses before discussing and commissioning three influential polls that boosted support for the party ahead of recent local elections. Funded entirely by the undercover journalists, the officials reassured themselves that breaking electoral laws is totally fine if you do it without anyone filming you. Further footage depicted party officials showing unprecedented hospitality to a foreigner, mainly due to the fact that said foreigner was absolutely loaded.

"I would like to thank you for your financial support towards our ‘off-the-book project,’" said close aide to Farage Dan Jukes to the undercover reporters, who has also stepped down following the sting, ready to reemerge as a Daily Mail columnist within mere days. "I'll tell you one thing, we'd never let you drown in the Channel on a small boat! Hell, I would also ensure you get hooked up in a five-star hotel. None of those migrant hotels for you! You would be welcome here at any time, claim as much government funds as you please, the works. Just stay white and rich, that'll keep you in our good books!"

At press time, Clacton residents were left flabbergasted by the footage, having previously assumed that Farage was physically incapable of entering the constituency unless it was for a by-election or photo-op.