SASKATOON, CANADA—Leaving his neighbourhood in shock after the discovery of his alleged war crimes, 2-year-old Timmy Barr was accused by his parents of violating the Geneva Convention before scrawling "I'll do it again” on the wall of the family living room in red crayon. “We loved our little Timmy with all of our hearts, but he’s a monster. An unfixable, unstoppable monster. My jaw was agape as I saw him blatantly violate such important international laws. Like, how does he not know them by now? He’s old enough to know them all, I’ve even been reading the Geneva Conventions as his bedtime story since he was a few months old,” said the toddler's mother before accusing her child of violating article 34 of the fourth Geneva Convention, which prohibits the taking of hostages. “See? Look! It's there in black and white, you can’t take hostages, yet we feel like we’ve been taken hostage by our devil of a son!” said Mr. Barr’s father while aggressively pointing at the article while shaking and seeming to be on the verge of a full mental breakdown. Timmy Barr then approached his father before finger painting “lol you’re old” on the coffee table. At press time, humanitarian experts had begun to debate whether the toddler was a more prolific alleged war criminal than Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.