WASHINGTON—During a primetime address to the nation Wednesday evening at the White House, his first since beginning the Iran war, U.S. President Donald Trump warned Iran that he would send the country "back to the Stone Ages" using his hot tub time machine. "We're going to hit them [Iran] extremely hard over the next two to three weeks. We're going to bring them back to the Stone Ages where they belong with the assistance of my hot tub time machine that I bought from the Kodiak Valley Ski Resort," said the president as he held up a picture of the hot tub from the 2010 feature film, with it being placed directly in the centre of the Oval Office. "If there is no deal, we are going to throw each and every one of their electric generating plants very hard and probably simultaneously into the hot tub time machine." Iran swiftly responded with IRGC spokesperson Ebrahim Zolfaghari claiming that "your intelligence on our military power and equipment is incomplete. You know nothing of our vast strategic capabilities," as he stepped back to show that Iran had acquired the TARDIS. At press time, the White House was in disarray as U.S. Vice President JD Vance accidently fell into the hot tub time machine and was transported back in time to the biggest mistake of his life; his conception.