WASHINGTON—In contrast to his currently declining poll numbers among most Americans, a YouGov poll released Thursday revealed President Donald Trump was still polling strongly with Americans who have been kicked in the head by a horse. "As his net job approval rating has dipped to an all-time low, even amongst his core MAGA base, we have found that unlike most of the rest of the population, Americans who have gotten a kick to the cranium by a stallion were still overwhelmingly supportive of the president," wrote Senior Data Journalist Matthew Bradley in an article for YouGov. "For Americans with severely inhibited brain function due to taking a horseshoe to the head, Trump's never ending barrage of incomprehensible, ever-shifting policy positions is right up their alley. Fascinatingly enough, the presidents support from those given a shift blow to the noggin with a horses hind leg is higher than it was at the same point in his first term. We are attributing this to Trump's diminishing mental faculties that have deteriorated in line with this part of his base." Mr. Bradley added a caveat that horses disapproved of the president by 86%, due in part to the time Trump killed a racehorse called "D.J. Trump." At press time, the White House was reportedly trying to find ways to lure disillusioned Trump voters into stables so they too could be kicked in the head by a horse.