WASHINGTON—Claiming that it was “beautiful” as he scribbled his signature onto the document in the Oval Office, U.S. President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday to prohibit further deportations of “big booty latinos” by ICE. “These illegal aliens are invading our neighbourhoods, eating our pets, killing your neighbours, taking your jobs, fucking your wives behind your backs, it's true, many people are saying it. We’re going to deport the lot, each single illegal will be sent home. However, those gorgeous latinos with big dumptruck asses get to stay, I like them very much,” said the president as he salivated onto his desk. “I’m thinking about it now, all those beautiful big booty latino ladies, it’s what I think about a lot really. It’s great that they will now get to stay, so I can keep looking at their big bubbly booties. Those losers in the Democrat party would never appreciate latinos with big butts like I do. I’m well known as the president for bigger butts.” According to the executive order, latino immigrants will have the size of their buttocks inspected by the president to determine if they can be considered a “big booty latino” and be immune from deportation. At press time, Democrats criticised the president and the executive order, claiming that those with big booties of other ethnicities should be included and safe from deportation, appealing to Trump by claiming that “a great president gawks and gropes the big butts of any and all kinds of identities, not just those of latinos.”