WASHINGTON—In the wake of the announcement that his signature will appear on the nations currency later in the year, U.S. President Donald Trump was seen at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing's Washington D.C. facility scribbling his face onto every newly printed dollar bill with a black Sharpie. "There is no more powerful way to recognize the historic achievements of our great country and President Donald J. Trump than US dollar bills bearing his name. And now apparently his face, which he is drawing on every dollar bill that's getting printed right now," said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent as Trump was seen behind him desperately drawing a crude imitation of his likeness onto dollar bills as they swiftly moved along a conveyer belt. "The president’s mark on history as the architect of America’s Golden Age economic revival is undeniable. Printing his signature on the American currency is not only appropriate, but also well deserved. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to help the president, I think he's getting a repetitive strain injury," said Treasurer Brandon Beach as Mr. Trump cried for his mommy. The efforts by the Trump administration to emblazon the presidents personal brand onto national institutions come as the country gears up to honour the 250th anniversary of the countries founding, which is likely to be the last anniversary it reaches if shit keeps going the way it is, according to experts. At press time, White House officials were planning to require all current and future American citizens be branded with Trump's name with a branding iron on the left buttock.