WASHINGTON—Firmly ordering the Swiss web developer Thursday, U.S. President Donald Trump demanded wasteof.money owner Jeffalo reopen the "nuxtification" channel on the Discord server dedicated to the social media site, otherwise the U.S. would "bomb the shit out of them." Mr. Trump made the threats Thursday morning in the Oval Office, claiming that Jeffalo had "ruined the wasteof Discord server. He should be ashamed of himself. Such a shame. I liked nuxtification, it was the best of all the channels. Some may even say the greatest channel to ever exist. I'll say it now, if Jeff hello [sic] doesn't reopen nuxtification by tomorrow, the United States will bomb the shit out of them," said a completely unprompted Trump. "I don't know if you heard, but we loved nuxtification. We loved it, so we did. You could post all you wanted in there. But now Jeffalo has gone woke and closed nuxtification, sad! I would say that Jeffalo is secretly a Dumbocrat [sic] or controlled by Mamdani." The president reiterated his threat throughout Thursday, claiming the U.S. would fire intercontinental ballistic missiles at various valuable targets, such as the Dell OptiPlex that hosts wasteof, the entirety of Canada, and Iran just for old times sake. At press time, the U.S. and Jeffalo announced a peace deal mediated by KyleTech, with a clause agreeing the U.S. will provide wasteof with 100kg of uranium-238 to power the social media platform's server.