WASHINGTON—Claiming that his predecessor was “unfit” during his tenure, U.S. President Donald Trump announced Monday that he has begun the process of cancelling all executive orders that have former President Joe Biden’s signature on them. “Any document signed by Sleepy Joe Biden, which was approximately 100% of them, is hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect. Signatures are NOT allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United States. The Radical Left Lunatics circling Biden around the beautiful Resolute Desk in the Oval Office took the Presidency away from him when he fell asleep, which was very often because of Hunter Biden,” read a post in part made to the president’s Truth Social account. “I am hereby cancelling all Executive Orders, and anything else that was directly signed by Crooked Joe Biden, because the way he operated his signature was done so illegally. Joe Biden was involved in the signature process and, if he says he wasn’t, he will be brought up on charges of being sleepy. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” As part of the process of voiding any documents signed by former President Biden, the Trump administration stated it was using an autopen to speed up the process of terminating every document Biden had ever signed since birth. At press time, former Vice President Kamala Harris said that it was in fact her and Major, Joe Biden’s dog, who signed everything for Biden during his presidency.