WASHINGTON—Giggling and making plane noises, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly spotted making paper airplanes out of the Epstein files Thursday in the South Lawn of the White House. “It’s so awesome Dad gave us all of this paper and said we could make cool paper airplanes out of them!” said a visibly jubilant Don Jr. as Eric, the younger Trump boy, excitedly folded multiple pages of the Epstein client list into simple origami planes. “Ha! My plane flew way further than yours, you totally suck at this! Just wait till I tell Daddy about how much better my planes were! He’s going to be so proud of how much of this weird paper I used to make epic planes!” said a giddy Eric Trump as his older brother replied “Whatever, Dad’s totally gonna put me in charge of the Compartment of Injustice [sic] after he sees how good I am at handling paper!” At press time, reports confirmed the Trump boys asked their father whatever happened to Uncle Epstein, which got them grounded to “El Labrador” [sic] for a month.