SEATTLE, WA—Following a devastating 4-1 thrashing in its round-of-16 matchup against Belgium, U.S. President Donald Trump confirmed Tuesday he has asked FIFA to award the USA four additional goals to their scoreline. "I think it's unfair. So unfair," said President Trump from the Oval Office in between his hourly naps. "The Belgians, they were slimy, very slippery. So yes, I called FIFA. I called Gianni and I said, ‘Gianni, you got to make this right, you have to give us four more goals.’ It would be a grave, very grave, injustice to lose fair and square to the Belgians." The intervention follows a similar request regarding a red card that midfielder Folarin Balogun received during the USA's match against Bosnia-Herzegovina, which ultimately saw FIFA suspend the standard one-match ban. Later reports emerged detailed how Trump cried like a "little baby bitch" to FIFA President Gianni Infantino on the phone as he tried to get the red card overturned. "Yes, I regularly discuss matters related to the FIFA World Cup with the President of the United States," said Infantino in a press statement. "And on this matter, I did receive a call from President Donald Trump. I told him that I am ready to add as many goals as is required to the USA's scoreline to ensure I am the goodest of boys for Daddy Donald." At press time, the FIFA Disciplinary Committee had altered the final score for the match to 250-0 in favour of the USA, claiming it was an accurate reflection of what happened on the pitch according to President Trump.