THE INTERNET—Jubilantly revealing details about the new greenlit theatrical project Friday, wasteof.money owner Jeffalo has announced “The Wasteof.money Movie” as the first instalment in a new obscure social media platform cinematic universe, with a direct-to-streaming series about Blaze currently in development. “I am excited to announce that the first instalment in the obscure social media platform cinematic universe, The Wasteof.money Movie, is now officially happening! I can’t tell you just how special this moment is for this platform, to have our very own blockbuster movie about this site is just the most wonderful way to waste a shit ton of money. And we aren’t stopping there! We’re also wasting more money by currently developing a direct-to-streaming series all about Blaze, from disaster to death!” read a post made by the wasteof owner to his account, sharing cast details with Chris Pratt playing Jeffalo, Adam Sandler as wasteof President Kiwi, Jack Black as Vice President Late and Restaurant Brands International CEO Joshua Kobza, who owns Tim Hortons, as ILoveTimHortons. “We have some awesome stuff coming up, not just do we have this wasteof movie on the way and the Blaze TV show in development, we also have other ideas for the cinematic universe, such as a spinoff movie for the wasteof movies villain postLit, as well as a short for Darflen. If we get enough profit we could probably also squeeze in a Meower movie too, maybe set it back in Victorian times." Alongside the announcement, streaming service FlopoRodoGoLo+ Pro HBO Max Mini Air said it would be exclusively streaming the upcoming wasteof movie and in development Blaze TV series. At press time, Jeffalo announced that Rich Lee, director of the 2025 adaptation of “War of the Worlds” for Amazon Prime was set to direct the wasteof movie.