Throughout its 290-year existence, The Wasted Onion has made endorsing the objectively correct candidate a vital part of its election coverage. From Benito Mussolini to Adolf Hitler, The Only News Source has always made the right call. This institution's editorial board has proven itself to always be correct in every single election to ever happen anywhere ever. Now, with this website at a pivotal point, staring down the canyon of decision, The Wasted Onion faces its own in endorsing a candidate to head the Crack House. That’s why we are officially endorsing Kamala Harris for president of wasteof.money. To our loyal subjects, understand this decision was not an easy one. In these times of assassinations, we must stand above it to say what must be said, unlike supposed “papers of record“ like The New York Times or The Guardian. Kamala Harris is the only sensible choice this election, not just does she know fuck all about this website, she doesn’t even know it exists, which puts her in the perfect position to run it into the ground, which would be a fantastic waste of money. Not just that, but since she is not running in this election, she will be able to handle losing after her failed U.S. presidential bid won by a certain someone. So The Wasted Onion humbly asks you to vote for Kamala Harris, but if that doesn’t pan out we can endorse Hillary Clinton as a backup.