BOSTON—As a celebration for achieving 100 posts on its wasteof profile, The Wasted Onion released a statement Saturday announcing it has used all the advertising revenue made from its wasteof account to purchase one of those little snack sized bags of Skittles. “Given the success of our presence on wasteof, achieving a cumulative view count of 25 trillion across all of our posts, The Wasted Onion’s finance department has approved the purchase of one of those cute little bags of Skittles that look just adorable,” the statement read in part, going on to explain that the little bag filled with bite sized candies “weighs 61.5g while being affordably priced at $1.20 from our local Walmart” and noting that its snackable, portable size made it ideal to pass around the boardroom. “We’ve already handed out all the Skittles to our board members, they got 2 each, which is more than we expected. As a member of the executive team, I’d like to thank you, dear readers, for we would not be able to reach this milestone without your unwavering and frankly frightening levels of devotion to our reporting.” At press time, The Wasted Onion has frantically begun posting to reach 200 posts so it can purchase a larger bag of Skittles which can be shared amongst the newsroom and children working at the company’s international coal mining facilities.