The Wasted Onion

Tame Impala Concert Goers Confused Why More Than One Guy On Stage

Tame Impala Concert Goers Confused Why More Than One Guy On Stage
11 NOVEMBER 2025

INGLEWOOD, CA—Baffled and confused as the Australian psychedelic music project began to perform, attendees to Tame Impala’s Deadbeat Tour at the Kia Forum Tuesday were confused to see more than one guy on stage. “I’m honestly just so distraught, all the memes on the internet told me that Tame Impala is ‘just one guy,’ and then I came to see them live for the first time just to discover there are like 6 other dudes alongside Kevin Parker playing his tunes. Now I know why there’s a song called ‘Loser’ on the new album, it's because we’re all losers for thinking Tame Impala was just one guy,” said concert goer Mike Grey during the band's performance of “Turn Up The Sunshine” from the Minions: The Rise of Gru soundtrack featuring a Madame Tussauds waxwork of Diana Ross stood beside Kevin Parker as he sang. “I’m shocked. You’re telling me Kevin Parker doesn’t play all of the instruments to ‘Let It Happen’ at once? He gets other guys to play with him? I thought he had like, tendrils like an eldritch horror out of some lovecraftian work that allowed him to wield every single instrument at once. Or at the very least I thought he’d have tamed impalas playing with him and not just some other random Australian guys,” said another attendee to the show Martha Wanton as she threw her Currents vinyl at the stage in contempt. Before departing the stage after the show, Kevin Parker made an unintelligible statement that experts at The Wasted Onion believe could be a rudimentary and simplistic language known as “Australian.” At press time, attendees to Radiohead’s Europe tour at the Movistar Arena in Madrid were surprised to discover the band was actually composed of frontman Thom Yorke and 4 other identical clones all frantically gyrating around the stage as they performed “The Gloaming” from the band's album Hail to the Thief.