MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Sharing their findings with journalists nearby the tech giants headquarters Friday, researchers have found in an extensive study that 95% of all documents written with Google Docs are allegations against minor internet celebrities. "After a comprehensive research process in which we analysed a large sample size of documents made in Google's word processor, we can confirm that we believe that around 95% of documents created with Docs are detailing allegations against minor internet celebrities you've likely never heard of," said lead researcher for the study, Dr. Sebastian Williamson. "Just as an example, one of the thousands of documents we analysed detailed how a Roblox YouTuber, named ‘ShagSonic,’ was inappropriately texting minors pictures of his disgusting man boobs and beating his 11-year-old girlfriend with his collection of My Little Pony plushies." Dr. Williamson also detailed other examples, such as a document that accused a Twitter user named "MeHateMinorities28394632" of not being racist enough. Another also detailed how a Twitch streamer known as "SloppyOops" had the audacity to not accept the writers marriage proposal immediately after he donated to her stream. After the press conference, Dr. Williamson said in an interview at gunpoint with The Wasted Onion that the other 5% of documents made with Google Docs were essays generated by AI.