MONTGOMERY, AL—Left in complete astonishment as it dawned on her how modern language and dialect has more nuance than she was aware of, local Christian mother Victoria Bates was shocked to discover Sunday that not all internet slang has a hidden sexual meaning. "Oh sweet baby Jesus, you're tellin' me that there's slang on the world wide web that ain't some disgusting covert sinful debauchery from the beast himself?" asked Mrs Bates during Sunday service at her local church, where her friend explained to her the actual meaning of the term "TL;DR." The devoted Christian began to thank the lord Himself, praising Him for allowing slang on the internet that isn't sexual innuendo. "My lord above! You're sayin' ‘bruh’ isn't a code word for ‘brothel right up here?’ Oh, amen! Praise be! Wait, and ‘TYSM’ isn't ‘thighs yo so magic?’ Amen! Amen! Thank the lord!" The elated Christian mother was also amazed when her son told her that "LOL" meant "laugh out loud," and not "lovely ovulating ladies." At press time, Mrs Bates began incorporating various internet slang terms into her daily vocabulary, such as "YOLO," "FYI," "ATM," "GTG," "BTW," "CYA," "FML," "BDE," "rawr," "rule 34," and "69."