SCP Foundation Designates You, The Reader, As Latest Anomaly
[REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED]—Holding a private conference in its largest secret Foundation facilities, the SCP Foundation designated you, the reader, as the latest anomalous object brought into its containment. “Today foundation forces have brought in a new anomalous object which will be housed in a cell on Site 19 while we work on more permanent Special Containment Procedures. For now however, the entity must be fed 3 times a day and have plenty of water, which will be provided via a hatch from a distance. We’ve also observed that they may require socialisation, so we’ll send in some Class-D personnel that the entity can bore to death with whatever inane bullshit they want to yammer on about,” said Dr. Halle Garrett before assigning you the number SCP-8972. “My colleagues have gotten a brief understanding of SCP-8972’s anomalous properties, which have to do with the fact that they seem to unnaturally repulse anyone that they walk past, causing passersby in a 2 kilometre radius to vomit and feel strong disgust towards the anomaly. Interviews with the subject have shown they do not do this on purpose and that the reactions of people around them makes them very sad. There is currently no leads as to why SCP-8972 has this effect on others, although they are quite ugly.” Hours after the conference, Dr. Garrett classed you as a “safe” anomaly, which is a pretty lame class to be given, according to Foundation staff. At press time, you had breached containment and began to wreck havoc on Site 19, destroying vital equipment and systems that kept other anomalies contained, causing a mass containment breach that has currently resulted in the death of over ████ Foundation personnel.