GREENVILLE, NC—Appealing for information that leads to their safe return from the public, the Greenville Police Department confirmed Sunday that employees of the Dine Royale are missing after making a “slightly disappointing” $5,000 hot dog for YouTuber Jimmy Donaldson, known online as MrBeast. “We are appealing for any information regarding the 8 employees of the Dine Royale who were on the clock the night of August 15, 2025. They were last seen attending to a customer that ordered a $5,000 hot dog that he commented was mildly under expectations. An hour after this, the staff were reported missing by a passerby. The customer in question was heard by witnesses discussing things such as ‘1 baby versus 100 serial killers’ and ‘surviving 10 years in Hell to win $1,’” said Chief of Police Richard Tyndall during a press conference. “If you or anyone you know has information that can lead to the safe return of the Dine Royale, you are entitled to join the next season of Beast Games on Amazon Prime as a contestant!” Posting to his X/Twitter profile, MrBeast said he had no involvement in the disappearance of the restaurant employees, claiming he was too busy working on his upcoming video “$1 vs $500,000 Nuclear Bomb.” Following the police's press conference, scientists working for NASA leaked information that revealed MrBeast’s Orbital Death Laser was pointed at the Diner Royale an hour after MrBeast was served the hot dog. After declining to comment, MrBeast’s Orbital Death Laser began pointing towards The Wasted Onion’s newsroom based in Scotland.