PALM BEACH, FL—In a moment that has left the MAGA movement reeling, the 45th and 47th President as well as King of the United States of America, Canada and Greenland Donald Trump has died of natural causes orchestrated by the woke left at the age of 90. “It is with great regret that we announce our lord and saviour King Donald Trump peacefully passed away in the early hours of Tuesday after the woke mob dastardly choreographed our King’s totally natural demise,” said a statement from the White House sponsored by Qatar Airlines in part. “The lunatic left has shown once again their true motive; tearing down our glorious King’s 12-year reign by planning on bringing forth our handsome leaders completely natural ceasing of existence due to old age and one too many Big Macs.” The statement continued, vowing that the White House sponsored by Qatar Airlines would destroy the woke mind virus to honour the memory of the late King as well as a state funeral where a planned 10 million migrants being held in an El Salvadorian prison would be executed in memory of Trump. Hours after the announcement, the White House sponsored by Qatar Airlines was preparing a conclave to elect the nation’s next leader, with current frontrunners being Prince Kid Rock, RFK Jr.’s brain worm, Canada Governor X Æ A-12, and Grok.