HOUSTON, TX—Confirming its latest efforts attempting to make contact with intelligent life beyond the Milky Way, NASA confirmed Sunday it had sent nudes into space in the hopes of attracting the attention of extraterrestrials. “At 02:35 p.m. Central Daylight Time yesterday, NASA scientist successfully transmitted various explicit nude images of some of our species finest specimens into space, with the goal of titivating other intelligent lifeforms enough that they decide to make a visit to see more of our finest lewd images,” said NASA spokesperson Fred Larson, adding that the nude images were an eclectic mix of various different genitals and positions that would blow the minds of any foreign life out in the vastness of space. “If I can be completely frank, if any intelligent life stumbles upon these nudes, I’d be shocked if they don’t rush over here to see more. Because wow, these nudes are hotter than any from my wife!” Experts however expressed concern over the inclusion of a picture of a naked President Trump sent alongside the other racy images due to his incomprehensibly small penis that may make Earth less sexually appealing to intelligent lifeforms. At press time, NASA requested that Americans donate their own nudes by sending them to Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth on Signal.