GREENVILLE, NC—Buzzing and whirring as his motor functions and visual sensors rebooted after sitting in his docking station for roughly 30 minutes, YouTube star Jimmy Donaldson, better known as MrBeast, successfully completed an update to his BeastOS software, introducing 12 new emotions to his memory bank. “BeastOS 3.4.2 has been successfully installed. Activating newly installed emotion set, please wait. Success. Admiration, anger, awkwardness, boredom, confusion, craving, disgust, entrancement, joy, nostalgia, satisfaction and sexual desire now available emotional states,” said a motionless MrBeast in his docking station before unplugging himself and proceeding to find the nearest camera to film himself comparing a $1 grenade to a $100,000 grenade. “I'm about to show you how many people a half $1 million grenade kills and maims. I promise this is going to blow your mind. In this video, you will find out why it cost a quarter of $1 million and why I’m wanted in 5 different states for terror offences!” said the influencer as he used his face actuators to contort his silicone skin to mimic an enthusiastic smile. Hours after the 3.4.2 update, developers of the YouTubers OS released a hotfix to remove a bug that introduced the ability for the internet personality to feel empathy. At press time, MrBeast began shooting bullets from his eye sockets after he accidentally went into “terminate mode” when a journalist asked him about Beast Land and Saudi Arabia’s human rights record.