WESTMINSTER, LONDON—Providing an update regarding protests against the UK government’s proscription of Palestine Action as a terrorist organisation, the Metropolitan Police announced Sunday it has arrested individuals wearing Palestine Action t-shirts while a nearby migrant hotel was burnt to the ground. “We can confirm we have detained multiple individuals at a protest in Parliament Square for showing support for a proscribed group under the Terrorism Act 2000. We were also informed of an act of arson on a hotel holding asylum seekers which eventually crumbled to the ground, but hey, you win some you lose some!” said the head of the Met Police Sir Mark Rowley in a statement published to the Met’s official website. “Look, it's simple, if you commit violent acts against minorities, we’ll leave you alone, we just can’t be arsed honestly. But I swear to fucking god if you even think of having any empathy towards Palestinian children currently starving in Gaza because of Israel’s blockade and genocide, then we’re gonna throw the whole book at you very violently,” said Mr. Rowley in a brief interview before being ushered into a private room by civil servants. Moments later, Rowley emerged from the room to inform the press he had been fired as Commissioner of the Met for using the terms “blockade” and “genocide” when discussing the current humanitarian crisis in Gaza. At press time, an 18-year-old Reform member who goes by “Big Dick Dillon” had been announced as the new head of the Met.