ZURICH, SWITZERLAND—Proudly accepting the second ever award of its kind from the Fédération Internationale de Football Association, a man who put a cat in a box with poison has been awarded the FIFA Peace Prize. "Here at FIFA, we believe that ‘Football Unites the World.’ The FIFA Peace Prize is to reward individuals who have taken exceptional and extraordinary actions for peace and by doing so have united people across the world. That is why I am so happy to announce the winner of the second annual FIFA Peace Prize for their incredible and peacefully fucked up animal treatment is Barry Dinger!" said President of FIFA Gianni Infantino before welcoming Barry Dinger to the stage to accept the award. "Yo man, thanks so much to my peeps at FIFA for this totally cool reward bro. When I put my auntie's cat in that box with a flask of poison and a radioactive source connected to a Geiger counter, I had no idea the ballers at FIFA would think my far out wacky thinking would get me this cool as hell trophy bro," said Mr. Dinger during his acceptance speech. Reaction to the award were mixed, with the RSPCA expressing frustration over whether Dinger's actions constituted animal abuse due to being unable to determine if the cat was dead or alive in the box. Following his win, Mr. Dinger said his next project would involve genetically engineering a cat that changes appearance when nearby nuclear radiation.