VUOLLERIM, SWEDEN—Sharing a harrowing update regarding a beloved community member of Swan Hill, Australian man Oliver Walker, known for "praising the divine light” of a Coca-Cola branded vending machine, has been found dead in the remote Swedish village of Vuollerim, according to Swedish police. “It is with a heavy heart that we can confirm an Australian man fitting the description of Oliver Walker has been discovered in Vuollerim. We do not have a cause of death ascertained yet, but we can confirm he was sipping on the refreshing taste of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar moments before his death” said chief of police Gösta Edgren while holding the can of cola up to the press with the signature Oliver-cola-kiss on the side. “There is no evidence yet as to how Mr. Walker found his way to Vuollerim from Australia, there are no flights where his name appears, nor is there any other form of transport he used, not even that Coca-Cola truck Santa drives in the classic Christmas advert.” Police from Sweden and Australia have theorised Mr. Walker may have entered a state of “Coke-indused psychosis” due to excessive consumption of the fizzy beverage, leading to him unlocking superhuman abilities that allowed him to walk on water from Australia to Sweden while completely naked. At press time, Mr. Walker’s family said they hoped their son was at peace in “Coke Heaven” before cracking open a cold can of Coca-Cola to Taste the Feeling™ of his presence from the Heavens above.