MANHATTAN, NY—Announcing that the the political slogan was falling out of favour with its base and the general public, the Trump Organization announced Thursday that it was planning on renaming the U.S. president's political movement from Make America Great Again (MAGA) to Kool Kidz Klub. "After much careful consideration and consultation with some of the most prominent individuals part of the presidents patriotic movement to Make America Great Again, it has been decided by both the Trump Organization and the White House that MAGA no longer correctly serves the purposes of this great movement. With that in mind, we are encouraging our MAGA patriots to begin adopting the new shorthand of the Kool Kidz Klub, abbreviated as, uh oh, um," said a spokesperson for the Trump Organization before panicking and rushing off to the nearest closet. "As we all know, President Trump has been famous for his excellent naming skills, from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), to Operation Epic Furry [sic], the president has once again made an excellent naming choice in rebranding his powerful MAGA movement for the ever evolving times in our great nation," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. Following the announcement, the Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) movement, associated with Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr., was also planning to be renamed to New Awesome Zombie Infections. At press time, Trump administration officials were seen scrambling to revert back to MAGA branding after realising that associating the president with a slogan that has the word "kids" in it is likely a bad idea.