KNOXVILLE, TN—Smugly looking down on other men that he now deemed as mere mortals in comparison to him, local looksmaxxer Ryan Clements told reporters Monday that he had finally achieved maximum looks. "It's true, I have done what was deemed as impossible. I am now the looksmaxxed. I have transcended to another plane of looks. They called me insane, batshit, in desperate need of therapy. But those who doubted me have now fallen silent, mainly because they now all avoid me due to how much of an absolute specimen I am," said Mr. Clements in an effort to convince himself that his loved ones didn't avoid him because he's actually just a massive prick. "If I had to give advice to lesser men that haven't looksmaxxed to the maximum looks-tential that can be maxed if they want to be the max of looks like myself, I have a simple regiment they can follow. It involves mewing, bonesmashing, steroids, testosterone injections, a cocktail of 346 different drugs, a daily rhinoplasty, replacing all of my blood with Ozempic, bleaching my skin, tying 20 dumbbells to my balls and thlamming [sic] my penith [sic] in my car door." After the conclusion of his interview, Clements attempted to brutally framemog The Wasted Onion's journalists while mewing, resulting in the journalists brutally drinkmaxxing bleach to deathmog before the looksmax master tried framemogging again to the cringemax. At press time, Mr. Clements confirmed he could not attract women or any other sentient lifeform, attributing it to them "only achieving 5% looks on the looksmax-o-meter," rather than realising he is just a weird motherfucker.