SANTA CLARA, CA—Spreading across the internet via social media and forums Monday, a leak reportedly claimed NVIDIA’s upcoming RTX 6060 graphics card would come packaged with LSD to allow users to hallucinate more frames. “The RTX 6060 is the most powerful graphics card to ever be created. It’s been engineered for performance from the ground up and is the cutting-edge in the field. Now with the newly included RTX LSD, you can alter your own senses to witness even smoother frame rates that were once thought impossible,” says internal marketing copy shared on the dark web by the leaker. “We pinkie promise we aren’t going to include LSD in any current or upcoming NVIDIA products. We’d instead use a cooler drug like crystal meth or something,” said a representative for the company to The Wasted Onion’s tech correspondent Hank Schrader. At press time, a further leak indicated that NVIDIA may also provide LSD to its AI customers so they could hallucinate “their AI products doing something actually goddamn useful,” according to the leaked documents.