THE INTERNET—Frantically taking to his wasteof profile to respond to rumours swirling around his knowledge regarding the social media platform that originated from his opponent Oren, Kiwi reminded voters Saturday he does not know what or who Blaze is. “I hate to initiate another yapfest, but a good president actually responds to controversy instead of sweeping it under the rug. First of all, I’ve never heard of this Blaze guy in the first place. Them wanting to move wasteof to Wix was something I was completely unprepared for and have no involvement with. I don’t even know what tech Kyle is,” said the post in part Saturday evening. “Secondly, you’re right, Blaze is a weird website. I hereby pledge to never make ties with Blaze. Thirdly, vote for the candidate that doesn’t accuse random candidates of wanting to move wasteof over to Wix alongside Blaze. Vote for Kiwi.” Fellow candidate Oren quickly responded, writing to his wasteof page claiming “The Kiwi party knows who Blaze is. I heard them murmuring about that weird crypto coin they released. I call on Kiwi to denounce Blaze, or to stand down from the election. Vote Oren for no Wix sites!” At press time, Blaze made a post on its wasteof account claiming it does not use Wix to host its site, but rather an Acer Chromebook 11 from 2016.