CAMP SPRINGS, MD—As His Majesty and Queen Camilla arrived to start their four-day state visit to the U.S., people familiar with the White House's and Buckingham Palace's joint itinerary confirmed that King Charles III will make a stop at the jail cell of convicted child sex offender and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, who committed suicide there in 2019. "Its true, they're planning on having the King of the United Kingdom visit Epstein's old cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City. I'm not entirely sure why, maybe they want to give the monarch a better idea of who his brother Andrew was hanging around with," said one person familiar with the plans, before asking The Wasted Onion to pardon the pun of "hanging around" when referring to Epstein's death, which The Wasted Onion will not pardon, because fuck you. "I think the White House is hoping that associating a beloved national figure like King Charles with the idea Epstein did in fact commit suicide will make more people believe that narrative. However, they miscalculated, given that most people are pretty sick of kings nowadays for no reason in particular," said another person familiar with the matter that we gave a truth serum after kidnapping them. Other people familiar with the matter claimed the item was added to the itinerary by former British Ambassador to the United States Peter Mandelson. At press time, a man tackled to the ground by Secret Service agents during the visit to the jail cell while yelling "I miss you daddy!" was identified as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.