GAZA CITY, GAZA—Reacting to pressure from the UN, aid agencies, and countries across the world of its blockade of food and other essential aid which has resulted in a hunger crisis amongst the enclave’s population, Israel has sent a delivery of a single Snickers bar into Gaza. “We recognise that we cannot allow famine to begin, so we have taken action to immediately send in a standard size 41.7 gram Snickers chocolate bar,” said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in a video posted Friday morning. “This will ensure that those in Gaza don’t die of starvation too fast and will keep everyone off our backs, because wow you guys are annoying.” Footage of an aid truck carrying the sole confectionery taken from a multipack into Gaza emerged hours after the announcement. At press time, reports suggested the Israeli PM had spoken with President Trump in the hopes of getting a fresh arms deal, suggesting that missiles could be used to create plentiful amounts of food with fresh Palestinian corpses.