THE INTERNET—Furiously typing away on social media sites, forums, and group chats with friends in frustration over further price hikes, internet users loudly complained Friday about an increase in the price of Disney+ before proceeding to give the streamer their money anyway. “I am sick and tired of these streaming services taking us for fools, it pisses me off so much. At this point streaming feels just like TV, and that’s why I’m still giving Disney my hard earned money on a monthly basis,” said a comment posted on Reddit which was edited hours later thanking strangers for Reddit gold. “Honestly I don’t even need Disney+ man, I rarely ever open it as I’m just endlessly scrolling a myriad of streaming services that are serving me algorithmic suggestions on what to watch that never actually leave me satisfied. Anyway I guess I gotta stop feeding my kids so I can keep my subscription lol,” said a post on Facebook from a man The Wasted Onion hunted down and slapped in the face for being such an utter dipshit. At press time, Disney announced it planned to give all Disney+ subscribers a free punch in the face from an employee dressed as Mickey Mouse sent directly to their doorstep.