THE HAGUE—Issuing the ruling which has already been seen as a historic moment in international justice, the International Court of Justice has ruled that Palestinians might not deserve to be the victims of genocide. “This court is of the view that the ongoing incessant bombing of Palestinians in Gaza by Israel might not be a totally chill thing to do,” said ICJ president Yuji Iwasawa while reading out the ruling to the courtroom. “It doesn’t matter who your target is, a rival nation’s population, immigrant communities, your own people. This court’s moral and legal principles compel us to firmly tell Israel and the world that it is usually but not always illegal to commit genocide and that Palestinians are no less deserving of the same human rights afforded to us all, probably.” The ICJ’s ruling went on to order that Israel could possibly stop killing so many Palestinians if it finds the time in its lengthy schedule but stressed that it understands those in the Israeli government are busy people and might not have time to consider it for a while. At press time, reports suggested that the ICJ was considering a ruling in which it would declare that the occupation of the West Bank by Israel maybe isn’t that super awesome.