THE INTERNET—Showing the brazen nature of the convict now in custody, officials for the Kiwi-Late Administration said Sunday that wasteof user IKilledTallPeter420 planned to build more time machines so they could kill TallPeter 419 more times. “After various interviews with the convict and of course many unnecessary torture sessions where we subjected them to Japanese water torture, bloodletting and the entire Benson Boone discography, IKilledTallPeter420 admitted they were planning to construct more time machines so they could murder TallPeter 419 more times like the sick and unfunny fuck they are,” said Attorney General Esben during an interview outside Tim Hortons with The Wasted Onion’s Tame Impala, who is one person. “Not just is IKilledTallPeter420 one of wasteof’s most dangerous criminals in history, they were planning so many more nefarious crimes to add to their already long list of convictions, such as making fun of Auriali for using the colour pink and telling ILoveTimHortons that Tim Hortons sucks.” Esben went on to clarify that such acts can potentially lead to the death penalty, warning citizens that they should “be very careful of what they do or else they’ll lose a good few limbs” if they were to commit such criminal acts. At press time, President Kiwi said in a statement outside the Crack House that IKilledTallPeter420 was “as sick as they come. They didn’t even think that it would’ve been much funnier to have planned to kill TallPeter another 66 times instead of 419 times.”