MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Following the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Minneapolis resident and U.S. citizen Renee Nicole Good by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, which had led to mass protests across the nation against the agency, ICE has issued an apology to Ms. Good’s family and the community for not shooting her sooner. “Given the intense public response to our actions on Wednesday morning in Minneapolis, we have reflected and would like to make a strong, earnest apology towards the people of Minneapolis, Renee Good’s loved ones, and anyone across America appalled at what they’ve seen. We should have shot her as soon as we had the opportunity,” said an unidentified ICE agent wearing a totally rad and not at all cringe mask with a skull design on it. “It was clear we didn’t have to wait for Renee Good to fear for her life and attempt to escape the clutches of our government sanctioned death cult. We should have immediately gunned her down as soon as we had line of sight before she had a chance to react or know we were there. It is preposterous in hindsight that we tried to open her car door when we could have used that time to point a gun right at her frontal lobe and blow it right out of her cranium like tissue paper.” Hours later, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem held a press conference in Washington D.C. to announce that ICE would now follow a “shoot immediately, don’t ask questions ever” policy going forward to avoid what happened in Minneapolis in the future. Immediately following the announcement, ICE agents shot Mrs. Noem believing her to be an “illegal alien” needing to be removed from the country.