OTTAWA, CANADA—In a further escalation of his administrations crackdown on illegal immigrants, U.S. President Donald Trump has deployed Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Canada. "As our Brave ICE Patriots do their jobs of MAKING AMERICA SAFE, I know we need to rip out the illegal aliens in all places. That's why I am deploying our beautiful ICE Officers to the upcoming 51st state of America, CANADA!" posted the president to his Truth Social account, while presumably getting his bruised hand covered with makeup for the 10th time today. "The only ice we Canadians are expecting is of the water-based variety. Canadians are not interested in having ICE in their neighbourhoods, unlike what the president believes," said Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at a press conference soon after Trump's post. "We advise all Canadians to carry with them a copy of the Epstein files printed out with them at all times, as we discovered this is a sort of ‘kryptonite’ for ICE agents and any Trump official for that matter." As ICE agents were seen crossing the border into Canada, many expressed confusion why Canadian locals didn't look anything like the ones seen on American animated sitcom "South Park." At press time, ICE officials clarified that their intent was to kill everyone in Canada, with one senior official explaining that "there is no possibility of illegal aliens when there are no foreigners in existence."